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Brady: You stole my cheeseburger! Devin: No I didn't! Brady: Then what's that ketchup doing on your mouth when you ate soup? Devin: What if I like ketchup with my soup? Brady: But I know that you don't because you've eaten soup without ketchup all the time. Andrew: What are you two arguing about. Brady: He ate my cheeseburger! Devin: Okay, I was hungry, there was only a little bit left anyway. Brady: I took two bites before I went to the bathroom! Devin: Fine there was a lot left, but I need the calories because I'm skinny. Andrew: Devin, you're 15 years old, and you weigh 250 pounds. You're not skinny. Devin Fine whatever, but the cheeseburger was calling to me. Andrew: Whatever, but there's only one way to solve this. Devin, Brady, and Andrew: A DUEL!!!!! 5 minutes later... Casey: what are you guys doing in the basement, come up and get some cheetos? Brady: We will in a sec! Andrew: Devin! Not that kind of duel! Devin: Oh, sorry. Andrew: Devin, put your pants back on! Brady: You have spongebob underwear? Casey: Never mind, I don't want to know.